Wiked Nwike and SIMple SIM – the story of a Big Shark who married a baby Barracuda

Once upon a time, in a land blessed with many rivers, a big Shark married a baby Barracuda. The wine served at the wedding was the bl00d of Tunas and shrimps. On the eve of their wedding, Big Shark had ordered the massacre of tunas and shrimps who opposed their wedding resulting in the butchering, maiming and massacre of Obidient Tunas, shrimps and any non predatory fish opposed to the lusts of the Big Shark, his friends or his baby Barracuda wife.

Many rivers turned red with the bl00d of the Obidient Tunas and the baby Barracuda drank of that intoxicating bl00d to the immoral satisfaction of the Big Shark. The Tilapias on social media cried from exile and the newly wedded baby Barracuda blocked her ears. She was naked in bed with her Big Shark, moaning from pleasure in an 0rgy that had other Sharks and barracudas m@sturbating with the bl00d of the Innocent Tunas as lubricator.

But the night was short… the trumpet sounded in the morning with the Judith-Sharing putting a stamp of Approval on the 0rgy of the Sharks.

The baby Barracuda woke up in the morning with the dirty sp£rms of the big Shark dripping off her private parts. She wanted to clean up in the bathroom and present herself to the people in her new role as First lady of the big Shark in the land blessed with Rivers. But the Big Shark got offended. “What are you doing in the bathroom? When did you realise that my s£men is dirty?” He echoed from Ahuja – the land of big Sharks. He can’t imagine why his wife would clean herself of his S£men. He asked baby Barracuda to dance naked in the marketplace dripping of his C∆m else get divorced. Baby Barracuda Refused and proceeded to cleanse herself of his bl00d stained S£men. A divorce loomed. The shark’s ego was hurt.

There was war in the land blessed with Rivers. But this time, something stvpid happened – the brothers and sisters of the slain Obidient Tunas and shrimps felt pity for the baby Barracuda. They rose to her defence – offering their lives in defence of the baby Barracuda’s First Ladyship – hoping that a First Lady would suddenly grow balls. But again, there exists many transgender leaders in the land – leaders who were first First ladies but grew some balls.

A big Tilapia in exile observed everything that happened in the land blessed with Rivers and wrote this piece to warn all Tunas and Shrimps to stop being deceived by what seems like the victimization of a SIMple baby Barracuda by a seeming Wicked Shark because this Tilapia knows that Sharks and barracudas are both predators of the marine kingdom.

My name is Charles Awuzie and I am publishing the report of the Tilapias from exile”. [CONTINUE READING HERE]>>>>>