“ON PENIS THIEVES IN ABUJA…
One day last month, my wife came back from work to say there was tension in the city as men were on rampage in Abuja, stealing penises of their fellow men.“
“I laughed it off as nonsense…”
“She came back again another day and repeated that a colleague in her place of work also had his penis stolen by the marauding penis thieves.”
“To make the whole thing very funny, she started praying and kabashing for my own penis not to be stolen too as I come in contact with a lot of people in my profession.”
“To show her seriousness, she went to the extent of covering my penis with the blood of Jesus 🤣🤣🤣.”
“E no funny you? As in, how is it even possible to steal a man’s penis?”
“I am a sceptical being and a doubting Thomas, but the claim is gathering momentum…”
“Is it a myth or reality?” He puzzled. [CONTINUE READING HERE]>>>>
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